Author: julie

25 sept. Put Your Head on My Shoulders

Posted at 12:34h in Movies, Non classé, Travel by julie 0 Comments
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Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Get ready, skanks! It's time for the truth train! Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

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25 sept. A Flight to Remember

Posted at 12:30h in Food & Health, Non classé by julie 0 Comments
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That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity.

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25 sept. The Ugly Side of the Moon

Posted at 10:46h in Education, Food & Health, Non classé by julie 0 Comments
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Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. You don't win friends with salad. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity.

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25 juin Sing along fellas!

Posted at 11:15h in Art & Culture, Non classé, Sports, Travel by julie 0 Comments
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I never loved you. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.

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